Posted in Dogs, Humor

You Know You Own A Chihuahua When…

Ah, chihuahuas…those itty bitty bundles of joy. Or terror. It really all depends. For something so tiny, chihuahuas are certainly complex creatures. And the only people who truly understand this are chihuahua-owners. Here are some other ways you might know you own a chihuahua…

  • You know how to sleep on the tiniest sliver of your mattress…while your dog takes up the rest of the space (despite weighing less than 10lbs)
  • You know you can’t leave anything of value around your little monster…or else it will get chewed up by tiny teeth
  • You love taking your dog to the pet supply store because everyone coos over how cute your pooch is
  • You have a very small shadow that follows you wherever you go
  • You have to be careful when you sit on your favorite chair, as you never know when “somebody” might steal your spot
  • You always have a cuddle-buddy during thunderstorms
  • You know that powerful things come in small packages
  • Most of your money goes towards dog food, toys, bedding, treats…and doggie clothes
  • You have to keep your house like a sauna in the winter. You can’t stand to see your little buddy shiver
  • You know you have the cutest, tiniest best friend

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Posted in Humor, Literature

Sassiest Literary Quotes

Are you looking for the perfect comeback to an insult? Or perhaps you need the perfect Instagram caption for your badass selfie. Of course, you could always go with some song lyrics or something of your own creation. But if you’re like me with a flair for the dramatic, why not go with a quote from a literary genius? You might be surprised by just how sassy they can be.

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” –Oscar Wilde

“If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.” –Kurt Vonnegut

“If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”- David Sedaris

“If you will forgive me for being personal…I don’t like your face.” –Agatha Christie

“What are you now? A third-rate actress with a pretty face.” –Oscar Wilde

“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.” –George R. R. Martin

“It should take you about four seconds to walk from here to the door. I’ll give you two.” –Truman Capote

Question of the Day: What’s your favorite literary insult, either from this list or elsewhere? Let me know in the comments!